Magun magun magun!!!!!!
It is throwback Thursday guys, and I think we all have pasts. I am no exception, so I will kindly share with you a memory I once had. My Throwback Thursday is MAGUN.
I am so laughing at myself right now, Why? Because I have been swimming in this ocean of ignorance for years, But I am not alone. I can bet all my properties(my plate and laptop 😥 ) that you have believed in this crap called MAGUN.
Definition of Magun: Magun in Yoruba is a charm used to treat a man or woman to death who commits sexual immorality with one’s wife or husband. Magun is of different types; water magun and food magun.
Africans, in general, believes that when a married woman cheats on her husband with another man, during their sexcapades, the two parties will get stuck together.This is because the woman has some spiritual tracking device on her called MAgun. We all believed in that, but today I have to tell you that it is more complicated than you think.
Dear readers please, what you know as MAGUN is not actually what you think, it is a rare occurrence during intercourse called PENIS CAPTIVUS. Dear readers please, what you know as MAGUN is not actually what you think, it is a rare occurrence during intercourse called PENIS CAPTIVUS.Click To Tweet
Things you should know about Magun.
➡ Penis captivus is a rare occurrence during sexual intercourse when the muscles of the vagina, Clamps down on the male sex organ firm that the man cannot be able to withdraw.
➡ This occurs during sexual intercourse, often seen in an animal but rarely in man.
➡ Penis captivus may last as long as 10 minutes or even take longer than just minutes.
➡ It mostly happens during female orgasm.
What to do when this happens.
Do not panic when you find yourself in this situation, kindly wait for the blood in your penis to flow back, then withdraw. Clap for me.
When next you hear a story about Magun, just laugh it off and move.Stop blaming one Alhaji for the occurrence biko.
Disclaimer: I still believe the African witches and wizard can do and undo. Therefore this post is not a go ahead order to keep cheating on your spouse.